4th
i am a pyromaniac..
i enjoy watching things burn and blow up..
i like the fourth of july..
because i get to make things burn and blow up on that day..
this does not make me the greatest parent or adult supervisor..
tonight i had a bunch of little kids in line throwing firecrackers as I lit them for them..
these were some really cool ones called “tornados” that have waterproof fuses..
so I had the kids throwing them in the lake..
they looked like miniature depth charges going off.. pretty neat..
is this how people get hurt?
maybe.. who knows..
i know it’s definitely how people have fun